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Life, The Universe, and Introspection

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Posted in: Beijing, China

It turns out that it takes a sort of vigilance not to go dull with solitude. I’ve made the observation on several occasions that speech, wit and elocution – all the externals of human interaction – are like muscles. They go flaccid in disuse. I used to think it was romantic.

So it goes. (more…)

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University Ranked #1 in Food Safety

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Posted from: Beijing, China

“B?” Diana said. “I dunno, you sure you wanna eat here?” We were standing outside of an Indian restaurant over on Fairfax Ave staring at the health department sanitary-rating sign in the window. “You wanna gag on a hair halfway through your curry?” (more…)

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The Language Partner

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I’m good at saying no. Some people have a really hard time with it. They don’t want to offend anyone, or they just find themselves complying before they really considered what ‘And just write your phone number in there at the bottom’ might mean. Not me, man. My No is many things. It can be soft and gentle like a Downey dryer sheet, it can be some dude with no muffler running the engine under your window at 3AM, it can be one tailored, professional sunnofabitch. (more…)

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Bicycle Derby

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Posted from: Beijing, China

My goal for the day was not to die.

I didn’t wake up with extreme sports on the brain. When I yawned and stretched at the God-awful hour imposed by the time difference, my first thoughts were not on how effectively I could off myself before sundown. I did have a pile of stuff to do, though, and had to do them faster than my feet could carry me and slower than a cab driver’s slurred Chinese. You see where this is going. I rented a bike. (more…)

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